Screenums Cinemateria was the first funny thing I ever made. Created in June 2018, Screenums was a parody of Alamo Drafthouse-style movie theaters, with some eldritch horror thrown in for flavor. In retrospect, it was a little bit much.

In August 2019, I announced my campaign for president. Apparently, there’s no such thing as the 2021 Presidential Election. Why did no one tell me?!

Sometimes it’s fun to make wacky shirt designs. I’ve made many over the last few years. Click the link below to check them out!

Main account. Where all the funnies go.

Backup account for “out of character” tweets. Not very funny!

The “best” source for celebrity “quotes” on the “internet.”

Starting to think this guy might be a fan of drugs!

Dorothy Blanche-Robertson is a very white 28-year-old woman who really wants you to know about Elizabeth Warren.

In August 2020, I made a Picrew. Now anyone can make a silly little face in the style of my Twitter profile picture!

Quiz of guys.

this will be great for the economy. Made June 2018.